It’s Academy Awards Eve, and while most of America is preparing to honor the best in film and get catty on some funk-ass red carpet dresses, I would like to bestow my own Miss Pink Slip Out-of-Work Oscar Awards on 10 movies I feel best inspire the unemployed.
You can learn some serious lessons from these films, so grab popcorn, hit Netflix (or AMC/Bravo/USA/Lifetime – they show some of these movies nonstop) and settle in for some inspiring education in unemployment. The first five films are listed below. I’ll reveal the balance tomorrow.
1. The Full Monty– Six unemployed British steel workers create their own “Chippendales” act in hopes of earning some serious cash. Chaos ensues, but when their pants finally come off, the women go wild and the dollar bills (er…pounds, Euro, whatever) are aplenty.
Moral of the story: Get creative and use your resources (but keep your pants on, please).
2. Mr. Mom– Michael Keaton’s Jack is let go from his job as an auto engineer. Wife Caroline (Teri Garr) returns to the job market, becoming the primary breadwinner and leaving Jack to run the household. Chaos ensues (crazy poker games for coupons, a night out with the girls at “Chippendales”, etc. etc.), Jack battles with the washer/dryer and a vacuum, but he learns to make a darn good grilled cheese with an iron and ends up finding happiness at home.
Moral of the story: Find your strengths in unexpected situations.
The Toy – A bratty kid purchases an underemployed reporter/janitor (Richard Pryor) at a department store in the hopes of using him as a “toy”. Desperate for cash, said reporter takes the job, chaos ensues and the man is perpetually humiliated through a series of antics. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DCSATF1gBg
Tootsie– Unemployed New York actor (Dustin Hoffman) goes drag to land a role on a popular soap opera. Chaos ensues. Unexpectedly, the character becomes a huge success and Hoffman falls in love with his female co-star (Jessica Lange). In turn, everyone falls in love with Hoffman’s “Dorothy”, including a male co-star (George Gaines) and his love interest’s father (Charles Durning). Utterly confused and humiliated, everyone discovers the ruse and everything plays out. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khCLA5RnxCI
Moral of the stories: Never knowingly humiliate yourself for a steady paycheck.
5. Erin Brockovich – Unemployed mom of three (played by Julia Roberts) meets lawyer Ed Masry when he represents her in a car accident suit. He loses the case, and because she’s out of cash, Roberts’ character guilts Masry into giving her a job as a legal assistant. Chaos ensues, and Masry fires her over and over again. Erin Brockovich remains persistent in her goal and, ultimately, ends up a hero, earning a boat-load of dough for herself, Masry and an entire town. Plus, she punishes a really bad chemical company.
Moral of the story: Be prepared to make sacrifices and be persistent.