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What’s Your Pleasure?

abcsAs I was finishing off my bowl of ABCs and 123s chased with chips and salsa, I saw that “Little House on the Prairie” was on. And, not only that, but it was the episode where Ma thinks Pa is gettin’ it on with the young, attractive widow for whom he’s moonlighting in order to afford some fancy new dishes for the Ingalls’ dinner table. Sadly, I had a big ol’ smile on my face at the end of the show, then got to turn it to Lifetime for my double-dose of “How I Met Your Mother” re-runs. Ahhhh…guilty pleasures. Does it get any better?

When you’re down and out, unemployed, victimized by recession, dumped and/or stuck with roots that you can’t afford to have colored, guilty pleasures can be the only thing to get you through the muck. But just because they’re called “guilty”, don’t be coy about them bringing you joy. Embrace them. Honor them. Love them.

Herewith are Miss Pink Slip’s 10 favorite guilty pleasures. These are the things that bring me glee and cause me no shame. Well, maybe they do a little. Enjoy:

  1. My many, many magazine subscriptions. Vogue, Elle, O The Oprah Magazine, House Beautiful, Marie Claire, Cosmo, Time, Business Week, Atlanta Magazine, Harper’s Bazaar, etc. The entire staffs of Hearst and Conde Nast should thank me for their jobs
  2. Horoscopes in the backs of those many, many magazines. Elle, barbieyou suck for getting rid of the Numerology page!
  3. Chef Boyardee. Ravioli. ‘Nuff said.
  4. “Touched by an Angel”. Shut up. I hear you judging me!
  5. Chili dogs
  6. El Azteca– only you Atlantans can appreciate the nastiness
  7. Romance novels of the 50s and 60s
  8. 64 box of Crayons and coloring books featuring Barbie 
  9. Seeing cheesy teen movies in the theater. I swear I was the only female in the audience of “Never Been Kissed” who’d actually had my period
  10. Show tunes(from “Annie”, “Sound of Music”, “Rent”) that pop up on my iPod while in the shuffle songs function

What are your guilty pleasures?

Comfort in a Can

I hit rock bottom today.

Not only did I have Kraft Macaroni & Cheese for lunch, but I also just finished off a can of Chef Boyardee ravioli for dinner.

ravioliI know you’re about to puke and leave my blog thinking I’ve got the worst palate on God’s green Earth. But I have to admit it. I LOVE Chef Boyardee Ravioli–particularly, Mini Ravioli. You may find it disgusting and processed and all that crap, but hey! It reminds me of my childhood. I feel like a blanket is wrapping around me with every bite into those tomatoey pillows. I chase it down with a chilled glass of skim milk, too, which makes it even better (I know it’s gross–you don’t have to tell me).

With chaos all around us, people are finding comfort in food. This is no shock. It happened after 9/11, and it’s all the rage now. Comfort food is pictured in the spreads of foodie publications, and so many of the women’s magazines are boasting recipes for macaroni and cheese, mashed potatoes, casseroles, Crock Pot dinners and the like. Makes you feel like you’re in a food coma, doesn’t it?

Have you turned to your favorite food for comfort lately? C’mon and tell us about it!