I’m posing this question on behalf of a friend who is tired of sitting at home in front of her computer, re-strategizing her job search, completely immersing herself in job advice, not socializing and, well, gettin’ no lovin’.
She keeps saying that she’s rejoining eHarmony once she gets a job, but I told her I think she should look into eHarmony, Match.com or another service regardless if she’s employed. I know there are free sites, but the paid ones seem to have more credibility.
Why? I’m sure many are offering special deals in light of our economy, and the activity of communicating with others (and not having to talk jobs!) would be refreshing and healthy for the soul. Everyone could use a little lift, and going out on a few dates with new people — even if they’re not “the one” — just might be the spring in your step you’re seeking.
What do you think? Do you agree? Disagree? Think online dating while unemployed is a frivolous use of precious dollars? Have ideas for meeting people on the cheap? Not CHEAP PEOPLE. Dating cheaply! 🙂
Our girl needs your help and feedback!
Just discovered this great local site via Twitter:
jobLANTA.com, one-stop Atlanta job searching created by two born and bred Atlantans
“JobLANTA has one goal, find all of the available jobs in Atlanta and organize them in one easy to use website. We don’t just list jobs posted on our free job board we list jobs and links to every job website that serve the metro area. We also provide resume and interview tips to job seekers to help improve their chances of getting employed. We are always looking for new ways to better serve employers and potential employees. Owned and operated by two brothers who were raised and reside in Atlanta Georgia JobLANTA has a local home grown hands on approach that is unmatched in the Atlanta job market.”
Check it out and support your home boys!
It’s been really busy this week, but now that I have 5 minutes to myself, I wish to reflect on something very important in my life. Television.
The TV upfronts have taken place, and we’re getting a look the folks giving the Pink Slip Nation some star power. Like all of us, I’m sure they’ll land on their feet…or on “Dancing with the Stars” (wait! That’s the same thing!). But for now, let’s reflect on a small snapshot of this affected talent:
- Cast of “My Name is Earl” — though I hear there’s a “save me” campaign in the works
- Christina Applegate, “Samantha Who?” — Guess that People‘s recent “Most Beautiful” campaign didn’t quite pan out as hoped
- Kristin Chenoweth, “Pushing Daisies” — At least she’s got Broadway. She won’t be out of work for long
- Henry “Hank” Rutherford Hill, “King of the Hill” — Hey. Animation’s got its own unemployment line!
- Kitt, “Knight Rider” — Was there ever a question about this one?
- Brooke Shields, “Lipstick Jungle” — Now it’s officially official
- Joanna Garcia, “Privileged” — Oh, you can’t go further downhill than “Reba” (which you know I watch like a trainwreck!)
- Selma Blair, “Kath & Kim” — I’m sure Selma will return to the world of wearing black, Dieter-like dresses and getting f’ed up hairstyles. That oh-so-relevant publicity should get ‘er something new
Go visit Michael for more details on your Fall network lineup!
Posted in News, Random Musings
Tagged Brooke Shields, Christina Applegate, Fall lineups, Joanna Garcia, jobless, Kath & Kim, King of the Hill, Knight Rider, Kristin Chenoweth, Lipstick Jungle, My Name is Earl, Network lineups, pink slip, Privileged, Pushing Daisies, Samantha Who, Selma Blair, television, TV, TV Upfronts
USA Today’s recent story about how trade paperback books are thriving in “tough times” gave me pause about reading, its escapist quality, its cheap availability and, most importantly, the upcoming beach trash season. And what better time to dive into some light reading than now when you’re unemployed or broke and in need of an escape. Better yet, most of my favorite trashy titles are available in mass market paperback. I’m a former publishing gal, so I don’t want to take dollars out of my friends’ pockets, but I do know when times are tough, the used bookstore and library are fabulously cheap solutions!
Best, most have movie adaptations that have aired on Lifetime, WE or Oxygen and are probably available on Netflix. I’m a Netflix dropout, but you might still indulge!
Now, without further ado, below is Miss Pink Slip’s top 10 list of all-time favorite summertime smut titles:
- The Thorn Birds by Colleen McCullough
- Valley of the Dolls by Jacqueline Susann
- Peyton Place by Grace Metalious
- Once is Not Enough by Jacqueline Susann
- The Love Machine by Jacqueline Susann
- Hollywood Wives by Jackie Collins
- Princess Daisy by Judith Krantz
- The Best of Everything by Rona Jaffe
- I’ll Take Manhattan by Judith Krantz
- Any book by V.C. Andrews
Check out my Listmania! List on Amazon.com! http://tinyurl.com/o2j5ff
Posted in Cheap Thrills, Shopping: The New Deal, Uncategorized
Tagged Amazon.com, beach trash, books, escapist trash, Flowers in the Attic, Hollywood Wives, I'll Take Manhattan, Jackie Collins, Jacqueline Susann, jobless, Judith Krantz, library, Listmania!, mass market paperbacks, Once Is Not Enough, paperback, paperback books, Peyton Place, Princess Daisy, romance, summer reading, The Best of Everything, The Love Machine, The Thorn Birds, trashy book, used bookstores, V.C. Andrews, Valley of the Dolls
Get thee to a newsstand before this issue exits the racks! I picked it up at the airport — wish I’d seen it sooner!
The May 2009 issue is themed “Jobs for the Future” and is chock full of information for all of you, whether you’re jobless, strugging, questioning and/or seeking a new path.
Brian Kelly’s editor’s note focuses on “career audit[s]”, pointing out the hidden value of a recession — that is, this is a great time to reevaluate your work life and where it’s going.
- How to Win the New Job Game
- Choosing the Career Path Less Traveled
- This Year’s Best Careers
- Smart Way to Give Your Career a Boost
- Obama’s Green Light for Green Jobs
- Win at Work
- Making a Living as a Professional Blogger
- Landing a Job After 50
- Social Networking
- Online Education and Grad Programs
- Strategies for Saving Money
- Status of B-Schools, Law Schools and Med Schools
There is really something in here for everyone. Some of the content may be things you’ve heard before, but I still think it’s the best $4.99 you’ll spend this week!
Posted in MPS Newsstand
Tagged career, career path, careers, grad school, green jobs, jobless, joblessness, Jobs for the Future, May 2009, new job game, online education, relocating, saving money, U.S. News & World Report, unemployed, unemployment
Are you what Cosmo would call a “fun, fearless female”? Do you have a good unemployment story to tell, tried-and-true tips to share or a unique perspective to offer? Please let me know!
I am now adding new “Miss Pink Slip” voices to keep this blog fresh, resourceful and a must-read for the unemployed, struggling or cash-strapped gal. I’m also seeking great stories from women who’ve recently been hired after a stint of unemployment. Email me at firstname.lastname@example.org!
Miss Pink Slip
Mother’s Day is in six days. You may be broke (aren’t we all?) and jobless, but Mom still needs to know you care. And, believe me, Mom knows the situation you’re in and doesn’t expect you to buy a big gift.
You can honor her with something cheap, and that doesn’t have to mean crappy. It can be creative and very charming. These are often the gifts that take the most thought, and Mom will be so happy you didn’t let this day pass without some special token of affection.
- A bouquet even Martha could love – Buy a couple of bunches of brightly colored tulips from your corner deli, farmer’s market, grocery. Tightly arrange without any filler in a simple vase. Tie raffia around the vase. Voila! You’ve got a simple, classy floral arrangement that probably cost you no more than $25 and looks like Martha.
- Beach bag bingo – If your mom is a beach bunny, put together her beach bag for Summer 2009. Old Navy has the CUTEST canvas floral bags for $12.5o. Fill with a paperback, beach towel (you can get these for $9.99 and less at TJ Maxx, etc.), SPF 30+ sunscreen and, perhaps, for laughs, a $2.00 pair of huge, obnoxious sunglasses that remind you of her days carpooling in 1979.
- Give to her favorite charity – Donate what you can ($10, $15, $20) to a cause that makes Mom smile. Put an acknowledgement in her Mother’s Day card. This is ideal for those Moms – like mine! – who give tirelessly of themselves to every one, every day. This is also ideal for you, because Mom won’t have to know just how much you gave.
- Take Mom to a matinee – Take mom to a matinee movie (they’re cheaper!) and for ice cream after. The whole bill might be $25 (unless you’re in NYC), and she’ll be thrilled you chose to spend a precious weekend afternoon with her.
- Sometimes a card says it best – You may not be able to get her a gift, but you can buy the best card you can afford. Many greeting cards these days are beautiful and look like gifts themselves. Check out Kate’s Paperie, Papyrus, Sam Flax and Target all have gorgeous high-end cards. I also love the eco-friendly greeting cards with flower seeds built into the paper. My mom thought that was too cool.
BONUS TIP: Get your siblings to chip in on a gift for Mother. You can get something nicer, and your mom will be too happy that her kids worked together in peace and (relative) harmony.
Posted in Shopping: The New Deal
Tagged cheap gifts, eco-friendly, flowers, gifts, greeting cards, jobless, Kate's Paperie, Martha Stewart, Mom, Mother's Day, Mother's Day gift ideas, Old Navy, Sam Flax, Target
10 free things the jobless can do to help save the Earth:
- If you aren’t interviewing, skip a hair wash. Better yet, if you’re staying in, skip the whole shower and save water! 🙂
- Email all resumes, if possible
- Use a job search tracker online like HappyJobSearch.com instead of filling up various notepads with contact names, random notes, etc.
- Turn off the TV and read to escape (something fun–not the latest unemployment numbers)
- Leave your car in the garage and take a stress-relieving walk outside
- Join your neighborhood clean up crew
- Give your laptop a much needed “coffee break” (i.e., turn it off and unplug it when not in use)
- Volunteer some free time to an environmental organization or charity
- Hook up with your neighborhood community garden. You could come away with some awesome tomatoes or squash in the process
- Search for a Green Job: http://www.environmentalcareer.info/index.asp
Got any other ideas? Send them my way!
Posted in Cheap Thrills, News, Volunteering
Tagged community garden, Earth Day, environmental career, green jobs, Happy Earth Day, Happy Job Search, jobless, pink slip, save the Earth, sustainable business
…so go visit your unemployed bretheran at http://unemploymenthaikuweekly.blogspot.com/!
Better yet, take a stab at writing your own jobless haiku. Could be fun…and a nice way to get out all of your angst.
I was just about to appoint someone else my newest Patron Saint of the Jobless; then, I saw a commercial for Cristy Lane on CNN.
This woman’s hair has barely moved an inch in 30 years. A country and gospel singer, Lane is best known for her signature hit “One Day at a Time” (no, the song has nothing to do with Schneider or Valerie Bertinelli).
For years, her albums were sold via ubiquitous TV advertisements but then she seemed to drop off the face of the Earth. Recently, those same commercials are being repurposed and are running non-stop. They pretty much have the same retro sensibilities and kitschiness of ads for the Snuggie. I mean, have I mentioned the hair?
Why do I name her a Patron Saint of the Jobless? Because this Godly lady has taken one song (or maybe three) and used it as a cornerstone for compilation albums again and again. She’s STILL making money off that one song…and that one commercial! She may not be actively working, but she’s cashing in. You betcha. Something’s gotta pay for all those perms and cans of hairspray.